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Post  Scanner on Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:58 pm

GIRLS have their holiday reading sorted for next summer - Kate Moss is writing her autobiography.
The clothes horse has been introduced to a laptop and has started one-finger typing notes about what to include in the book.

Considering her antics over the years and the characters who have played their part, it should keep readers entertained on their sunbed until they turn pink.

There will be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, more drugs, more sex and then some stuff about wearing clothes. A source said: "Kate has always held back from giving interviews so the public don't know what she's really like and what's she gone through in her life.

"She's never opened up about her parents' divorce, having daughter Lila or her relationships with former boyfriends including Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty.

"Her fans will be desperate to read it and she'll make an absolute fortune."

Hopefully she'll explain that quote: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." If only she had tried a Wham bar in the nineties.

The supermodel is being encouraged to write by her new husband Jamie Hince, which strikes me as a bit mental - there's some stuff you are better off not knowing.

The Kills rocker is a big reader and enjoys putting together his own short stories and plays.

He believes his missus has an amazing story to tell which will only help cement her status as a British icon. A Croydon legend.

Her thoughts on fellow models and all her shagging will make good reading for the rest of us. Here's hoping she doesn't get bored and fill it with arty snaps from her photographer mates.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are currently in Australia where The Kills are playing a few dates.

She now has something to do on the long-haul flight back to the UK when the band's tour Down Under is complete.

She could bash out at least a chapter about her glamorous home town in that time.

It would take at least three hours to cover the majesty of Tiger Tiger and The Whitgift Shopping Centre.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3718909/Kate-Moss-to-write-autobiography.html

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Re: Kate expectations for Moss Model to write autobiography

Post  Drunkenmancfan on Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:00 pm

I want to hear about the ****.....not read about it......oh, here it is.....I got drunk and the **** was great!....wow, that's news?!

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Re: Kate expectations for Moss Model to write autobiography

Post  deecee on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:58 am

Who's going to write it for her, Katie Price?

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Post  mickb44 on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:59 am

how boring and so original lol

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Re: Kate expectations for Moss Model to write autobiography

Post  HaroonMemi on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:59 am

Sure it's not a colouring book? What a skank!

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Post  cats-dogs-hamsters on Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:00 am

why do these "celebs" think anyone is interested in ,we know everything about them already .their in the papers every 2 minutes

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Re: Kate expectations for Moss Model to write autobiography

Post  Traloula on Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:01 am

Her husband's encouraging her, I wonder why?!! Don't bother Kate, we see drunks & druggies on the streets with a story to tell everyday!

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